1. The MTA reported that in 2009 95% of commuter trains were ‘on time’. If by ‘on time’ the MTA means 19 minutes late, they’re spot on.
2. Daniel Radcliffe, the star of the popular Harry Potter films, apologized for disappointing Comic Con fans saying, “I’m sorry I was busy having a life.”
3. Pigeon poop forced the rock band Kings Of Leon to leave the stage after playing just three songs. Said the lead singer, “It’s called Rock and Roll, not Rock and roll in pigeon shit!”
4. On Wednesday police had to gun down a rampaging pregnant cow at a California State Fair. Said the police officer who shot her, “ It was like my pregnant wife, only I used chocolate fudge ice-cream to calm her down. I wish they made chocolate fudge bullets…they don’t.”
5. On Wednesday a key part of the AZ immigration law was blocked, which means police will not be required to ask citizens about their immigration status. Said AZ racists, “oh shucks”.
6. The world’s oldest twitter user died on Wednesday at the age of 104. As she requested, her eulogy will be delivered in 140 characters or less.
7. This week it was reported that a UPS worker murdered a mother and daughter and set their house on fire, finally revealing what Brown is capable of.
8. Google may be developing a rival social network to Facebook. The site would be called ‘Google Me’, which comes with a street view application allowing you to find anyone at anytime.
9. On Thursday it was reported that one in five Californians say they need mental health care. More specifically one in five Californian actors say they need mental health care.
10. This week Facebook let the private details of 170 million users slip. Revealing that it was a bad idea for people to fill out the optional ‘credit card/exp. date’ section.
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